Well, sir, where should we dump this batch? The Playground?
No, all those bald children are arousing suspicion.
(Source: eyeonspringfield)
When Cheers and The Simpsons combine.
(Source: eyeonspringfield)
(via thelittledustprincess)
You’re a furry little gnome and we feed you too much.
—Dorothy [to Sophia] (via fuckyeahthegoldengirls)
I swear with God as my witness, I will never pick up another man!… in a library… on a Saturday… unless he’s cute… and drives a nice car… Amen
—Blanche (via fuckyeahthegoldengirls)
Oh, Bea Arthur.
An oldie, but a goodie.
